1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.
THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING
Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered
OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH
I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”
NO NO NO NO NO NO
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND
oh my GOD YIGFBIERDJGMOPES
I LITERALLY JUST SHIT MYSELF THINKING SOMEONE WAS BEHIND ME……AND I’M AGAINST A WALL. I KEEP THINKING THAT SOMEONE IS TOUCHING MY HEAD AND FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
I through off my headphones when he whispered in my ear
LIFE DOESN’T FEEL REAL ANYMORE
FUCK YOU! I WAS ALONE IN MY BED AND IT’S NIGHT AND IT STARTED PLAYING AND I THOUGHT SOME SORT OF ANIMAL OR FUCKING CRAZY PERSON WAS ON THE ROOF!
FUCKING HELL, I WAS ABOUT TO RUN TROUGH THE HOUSE SCREAMING!
Not freaky what so ever.
RAINBOW FISH. I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU SINCE I WAS SIX. I MISSED YOU, BUDDY <3
nobody can explain my love for rainbow fish
i used to have a rainbow fish coloring book
it came with sparkly crayons
i still have rainbow fish books
RAINBOW FISH <3333
If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
If you’re pansexual and have a preference
What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label.
T H I S
If you’re asexual and get attracted to someone somehow.
my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just
it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response
REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!
I’m laughing so hard oh my god
this is definitely the best thing I’ve seen all week because I hate having to explain to people why I don’t like watching lesbian porn, and it’s exactly the reason that it isn’t made for lesbians. this video is just.. wow. A+, gold star, infinite brownie points.
“BECAUSE IF IT WAS MADE FOR LESBIANS THERE WOULD BE A BUNCH OF HOME DEPOT ADS ON THE SIDES.”
you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for Best friends
and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit
and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon
if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
how the fuck do you play the mayonnaise
ask Patrick Star
I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.
I have a lot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.
I smile a lot, so i must have the perfect life.
I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.
My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.
I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?
I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.
I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.
I’m black, so I must be ghetto.
I’m black, so I must be stupid.
I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.
I’m bisexual, so I must get around.
I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.
I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.
I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.
I cut myself so I must be emo.
I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.
I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.
I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends
I am gay, so i must be bullied
I am trans, so I must be a freak.
Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.
I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life
I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist
I make a lot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.
I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.
I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.
I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.
I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.
I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.
I really love him, so I must hold on.
I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.
I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.
I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.
I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.
I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.
I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.
I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.
I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.
this is perfect wow
I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays
I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore
I’m overweight, so I must be fat
I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends
I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner
I like country music, so I must be a redneck
I like pop music, so I must be a floozy
I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken
I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot
I’m Irish so I must be drunk
I’m German so I must be hitler
I love this.
I’m an atheist so I must be a pretentious asshole.
I’m a masculine girl so I must be a lesbian.
I’m a feminine boy so I must be gay.
I like to bake so I must not be feminist.
I’m American so I must be a bigoted asshole
I’m liberal so I must be a communist
I’m pansexual so I must be a slut
I like fashion so I must not be feminist
I’m homeschooled so I must be conservative
I’m a nerd so I must be good at science
I’m a teenager so I must be shallow and vain
I keep my problems to myself so I must have none
I value fictional characters so I must have no friends
I am a person so I must be judged.